Audi luxury

Audis, Benzes, Beamers– these are all high performance cars first and luxury cars second. They became luxury cars, necessarily, because of how expensive they had to be to continue pushing the envelope performance-wise.

They’re expensive and for the little good they do here (appearance, style, etc) sure cost a lot, and because of their size and emissions, clog up the freeway and the air.

People in Los Angeles are very similar to their cars.

Every Friday and Saturday night the entire city gets dressed up in their church best to go to bars and clubs just to ignore each other. All the good looking people are– by and large– poorly employed and all the well-employed people are, by LA standards, pretty unattractive.

What you end up with is a sort of romantic Mexican stand-off, unless you’re either really, really good looking or really, really successful, or both– in which case you probably ride around in a wheelchair during the day to save the energy you’ll need for how much poontang you’re getting at night.